specimen class: human · model: geb‑01 · status: patented
genetically engineered babies
delivered to your doorstep .
- babies that are better than your neighbours’.
- in every aspect of (and death 💀! — these babies are immortal).
- like an extrinsic semiconductor. lawfully doped.
⚠ mandatory disclosure, read by nobody
this is unethical af.
but then what isn’t?
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