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the full interviews

the homepage only shows the highlights. here's what 11 of our most opinionated users actually had to say, unedited (mostly).

1. the grumpy old man remembers when babies were free

   a grumpy old man  ·  1 min read

2. the relatable rich person clarifies he is not like other rich people

   a rich person trying hard to be relatable  ·  1 min read

3. the escaped geb describes what it's like out here

   one of the genetically engineered babies who escaped the testing facility after gaining sentience  ·  1 min read

4. the proud owner of four gebs explains his parenting philosophy

   a proud owner of 4 gebs till date  ·  1 min read

5. everybody else, reached for comment

   everybody else  ·  1 min read

6. the venture capitalist walks us through the total addressable market

   a venture capitalist who just led the seed round  ·  1 min read

7. the class-action lawyer is taking notes

   a class-action lawyer, already filing  ·  1 min read

8. the fda spokesperson has no comment, on the record

   an FDA spokesperson, speaking off the record, on the record  ·  1 min read

9. the philosophy professor asks who's really paying for this

   a philosophy professor using this site as a lecture slide  ·  1 min read

10. the support chatbot escalates this conversation to itself

    the subscription's own customer service chatbot  ·  1 min read

11. the toddler declines to elaborate

    a toddler, unprompted, mid-tantrum  ·  1 min read