the class-action lawyer is taking notes

GEBS: You reached out to us. That's unusual for this feature.

Lawyer: I read the testimonials page. I read the pricing tooltips. I read the part about "no refunds" out loud, twice, to my paralegal, and she cried a little, out of professional joy.

GEBS: Are you building a case?

Lawyer: I'm building several. In parallel. Like the babies, allegedly.

GEBS: Any advice for our other interviewees?

Lawyer: Keep talking. Everything on this page is discoverable. I mean that both as a legal term and as a compliment to your honesty. Please don't take down this website before the deposition.