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the toddler declines to elaborate

an interview with a toddler, unprompted, mid-tantrum  ·  1 min read

GEBS: What do you think about genetically engineered babies being sold as a subscription?

Toddler: No.

GEBS: Can you say more about that?

Toddler: No.

GEBS: Off the record, then?

Toddler: (throws juice box)

GEBS: We'll take that as a "no comment," with feeling.